Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me and walked away from our life together, because I wouldn’t let him indulge his stupid manchild hobby of collecting swords to hang on the walls. He already has two, why the hell would he want more than that? Bullet dodged, but 2 years together wasted. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
You're better off without a sexist idiot anyway.
Tsunami87 17
You should hit him with your batarang for his sexism ;)
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Comments (157)
MsMourningStar 22
Be glad you got rid of the sexist loser. I'm a girl and I love super heroes! (Batman's my second favorite, Spider-Man is my number one lol)
Slimbo305 11
Nerdy girls that know about superheroes are Hot!!!
codexide 11
there are plenty more nerdy guys out there who will bow at your feet for having knowledge on comics.. I know it well! hit up a con and you will find a soulmate!
techintn 3
You started talking about the Court of Owls didn't you? Of course he was upset. It's ******* awesome and they haven't made it a non animated movie! In all seriousness, you'll find better. Go to a con you'd be a rockstar!
Thors_Hammer9999 17
Marry Me?
blackonblight 33
Man, you missed an opportunity to start on about Batwoman, but if all your comic knowledge is from when you were a kid I'll give it a pass. Girls aren't ... Someone needs to smack this guy with a bag of Gail Simone's collected works.
blackonblight 33
Nah, if we really want to do this right, we send the Birds of Prey.
SuperMew 22
Just send Galactus.
anonymousvoice 5
Your ex is very childish...and sexist.
fj19 9
Trash.