Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me and walked away from our life together, because I wouldn’t let him indulge his stupid manchild hobby of collecting swords to hang on the walls. He already has two, why the hell would he want more than that? Bullet dodged, but 2 years together wasted. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
You're better off without a sexist idiot anyway.
Tsunami87 17
You should hit him with your batarang for his sexism ;)
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Comments (157)
Audiobliss 9
Wow... You're much better off. Personally, I find that very attractive in a woman. What a child of a boyfriend. Find someone mature.
Alexismaria 15
Wouldnt most guys find that attractive?
LadyGunslinger 5
I always hear them say they do, but as a girl with mostly "guy" hobbies (video games, comics, archery, firearms, hunting), I tend to find myself very liked by guys, but perpetually friend-zoned.
stitesy29 18
If i had a girlfriend and found out she knew more about hockey and the NHL than I did, I would ask her to marry me right then and there!
2012aggie 4
My dad owned a comic shop when I was a kid too, but all the guys I seem to meet think it is cool. You are apparently looking for the wrong guys
DRush_fml 12
That guy is more immature than a 6 year old!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, what a sexist pig. You're better off without him, OP. Most normal guys would find that attractive. I know more about Ninja Turtles than my boyfriend and he doesn't mind. You dodged a bullet.
Alaskaandhim 0
What an idiot.
smilez1990 8
I'm sorry he was immature but I kinda have to laugh at this.....not cuz of u but he is obviously a sexist jerk to think that girls shouldn't know that...I know more about marvel and dc comics than my boyfriend and he doesn't flip out...ull find ur comic love someday :) good luck girl
strawlighte 8
I'm glad to hear he's gone because he definitely sounds like a huge ass. You'll find someone better who understands that sexism isn't the answer :)
LadyGunslinger 5
What a moron. I play video games, love zombies & horror, also am more than well versed on comics, practice archery, love shooting and can outshoot many guys (especially w/ my prized 45 cal Colt 1911 GCTS). I'm pretty sure I'm your ex's worst nightmare.
Shade1982 21
...Are you still available?