chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
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Comments (139)
UkuleleMaster 2
It's weird how FML could also stand for Forgive Me Lord
mobert92 5
that's pretty funny lol
brekab8 14
LOL that's hilarious!..you just made my hour :D
calibabe0321 6
Agreed 126
guitarist410 5
Bonerkill huh?
Goatsee 1
God, that would probably make me so much harder! "Sticking" it to a religious person.
griffdog118 1
Forgive me lord=FML :-O
laststitch 2
shes a keeper dude. churchies are always the freakiest in bed.
Isuckatthis 18
Total turn off..
natsaysheyyy 16
OMG, LMAO! Hahaha!