Miscellaneous: Jesus freak

Jesus freak

By Max Flynn - 20/05/2011 10:07

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 394

You deserved it 15 726

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Y'all need Jesus

By TNDriver - 16/07/2013 13:12 - United States - Jackson

Today, I was about to make a left turn. In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change. On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and waved. She leaned out and yelled, "The light's red, asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 113

You deserved it 15 085

Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 274

You deserved it 313

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 545

You deserved it 100 516

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 846

You deserved it 215

By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 554

You deserved it 64 543

Unwarranted bitchiness

By lois2lane - 23/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 012

You deserved it 68 175

Karma

By Justwantedathankyou - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Loudon

Today, I noticed that an SUV forgot to put their gas cap back on, so I tried honking and flashing my lights to get their attention. They slammed on their brakes, causing me to rear-end them. So much for good karma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 871

You deserved it 1 527

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 979

You deserved it 3 195

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 228

You deserved it 42 174

By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 211

You deserved it 65 122

vatechrules1 0

Friday 20 May 2011 15:56

haha at least it wasn't a pedophile with a honk if you're horny

Jellybean2705 0

Friday 20 May 2011 15:56

I really don't think anyone would take the time to look at bumper stickers after being cut off.

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 20 May 2011 16:09

so, is this an FML because your honking was misconstrued and you really don't love Jesus, or that you wasted a good road rage high. What's really going to piss you off more is when you find the "Cut me off if you love Jesus" bumper sticker someone placed on your car.

blake4months 0

Friday 20 May 2011 17:31

nice one btw LOVE the pic

PandaSue92 4

Friday 20 May 2011 16:11

Reading this made my morning. Silly road rage

annihil8or 15

Friday 20 May 2011 16:11

One time some1 cut me off and i did right back to them to take an exit ramp. Dangerous i know but revenge was too sweet

lmaoatall 6

Friday 20 May 2011 16:21

you- that son of a bitch is mocking me. driver of van- look kids, he's so excited about Jesus, he's mad with passion. he's a regular old Ned Flanders. kids- yeaaah for Jesus

anorexicbarbie 8

Friday 20 May 2011 16:27

No. Also, I agree with 5. What's the point of road rage?

sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 20 May 2011 16:21

Count to 10 and take deep breaths. No need to get mad at someone for cutting you off.

ant1078 7

Friday 20 May 2011 16:21

lets hope for ur sake that Jesus thought u were honking coz of the sticker...puts u in his good books for tmr ;)

sweetangelgal 3

Friday 20 May 2011 16:23

i got a chain email like this 3years ago. * thinking*

ChantelRenaeee 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:23

aww Jesus loves you too.(:

ihasbrains 10

Friday 20 May 2011 16:56

Someone is a little bit confused.

HahaYDI 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:24

He was trolling you, for sure.

alym1617 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:27

I wouldve cussed even more. that means not only are they the kind of douche that'd cut you off, they think theyre going to heaven over say, most of Asia. shoulda followed and keyed it.