Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, I overheard my caucasian mother on the phone lamenting to a friend that her future grandchildren won’t “look American”. Any future grandchildren of hers would be half Lakota native. FML
Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandmother is shocked that literally all of her kids and grandkids have mental handicaps. She won't admit it's because her and my grandfather are first cousins, and is claiming instead it's, "because of gluten." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML
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gsrahn91 6
What a bitch
zkcupcake 4
Wow, does she know what accepting means?
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Comments (57)
MrleClochard 4
This is gonna get downvotes, but whatever -- USA, right?
R34luver 5
just cuz you said downvotes i upvoted x)
Wandering_Ninja 8
That's awful :(
Fx13mz 7
Take her to Compton, California and have her live there for a month ;D.
iAmScrubs 19
So I'm guessing that I won't be in the will? I'm the purple teletubbie and my spouse is Ronald McDonald.
ariannaimelda 7
Quite frankly this FML had too many long words and I'm too damn tired to think of a smartass comment
himynameischeese 6
well that's sad
scruffy_janitor5 1
Nothing like good old fashioned racism
sara_saturday 5
thinking it's time to start sending granny lots of korean gifts, her being so accepting and all …
JMTS 0
North Korean gifts?
enonymous 9
So what she's probably going to piss away whatever she's saved on male ******, jack daniels and Bingo Night at the local YMCA
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Hypocrite much?
taylor27000 0
Some people just don't understand how important family is