Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, I overheard my caucasian mother on the phone lamenting to a friend that her future grandchildren won’t “look American”. Any future grandchildren of hers would be half Lakota native. FML
Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandmother is shocked that literally all of her kids and grandkids have mental handicaps. She won't admit it's because her and my grandfather are first cousins, and is claiming instead it's, "because of gluten." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML
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gsrahn91 6
What a bitch
zkcupcake 4
Wow, does she know what accepting means?
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Comments (57)
clue_me_in 20
Grandma's a bit bitchy, isn't she?
tomthedon 0
racist
truehitman2010 0
is he angry eyed asian or tired eyed Asian?
kaylapple 1
your granny is a bitch.
jedielf 23
Um. Whoa. Damn. FYL indeed.
catharsis5 9
I'm going to use stereotypes here but... unless your from old rich white families, chances are you are better off with your hardworking korean husband than share whatever is left in your grandmother's purse with your cousins and their children
RubenTheGreek 8
**** her,who says you need her.
Ugi 27
On the one hand your grandmother has an absolute right to do as she pleases with her own money. If she wants to blow it in the casino, or leave it to the stray dogs' home, that's her choice. You have no right to an inheritance. However, that does not mean that she should use it to punish you for living your life the way you choose. Who you wish to marry is your business, not your grandmother's and if it makes you happy, it should make her happy on your behalf. If she so disapproves of your choice, presumably you will not need to take your daughter to visit her etc.... Mixed white/Asian children are beautiful. I have two of my own.
coolbeanbox 0
Please don't say 'non-white'. It's like calling you a 'non-boy' :)
rattusrattus 19
Well, they could have people who are have various cultural backgrounds and colours, and it would take too much room to list them all.
hbbs93 6
Ignorance is bliss.