Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
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kbaker90 0
Two things: 1. Poor girl. No wonder she's self-conscious. 2. OP, your man card, please. *holds out hand*
lazerdude07 0
what a jerk, if you gave her some compliments she might have higher confidence
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just_laugh_along 0
Guys actually notice that? Shit.
smalltownasshole 0
what an asshole lol
bonezowns 0
such a douche thing to say. always say something nice to ur gf if she's trying something new!
xxXArthuRXzx 0
lol you shouldve been more worried about trying to get her bra and panties off ydi
MyNameIsInvictus 0
Panite/pAn-ight 1. N- a follower of the pancake clan 2. N- an underground city of the pancake clan
Melli17 3
you lame
BadKitty13 28
OH -- I am A woman ..... man, that was NOT A GOOD THING. Poor girl, no wonder she's self concious. GEEZE you better do some serious SUCKING UP for that one or else she's gonna Bolt. Treat her to a gift card to Victoria's secret, they have lots of matching bra and panty sets. Choose them together..... and the next time BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY CUZ THERE MAY NOT BE A CHANCE TO MAKE IT UP. xoxo
baseballgirl25 6
watch out here comes a bad case of blue balls for u bonehead... than again u did ask for tham.
storm3_sasuke 0
you so dum!! I would have been like; that was amazing
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe she looks like a manatee and that's why he couldn't think of anything else to say... YDI for dating manatees in panites YYYEEAAAHHHH!!!!
Spastastic 6
That made me imagine an actual manatee in a bra and underwear. I would like to thank you for that.
HiveMindFury 15
145: lol, same!
gypsyblue 0
WTF? Way to blow her self-esteem. You're a terrible person, I hope your gf ditches you.