Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
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eviiee_fml 3
this is a fml for the dog not you. poor puppy :(
ActionManly 11
What a CAT-astrophe! Wait, wrong pun...
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Comments (245)
hsshae 0
wow that sucks. why a puppy?
FFML_314 11
Awhh, that's sad. Too bad it wasn't a squirrel.
Sydnery 0
why fyl? you didnt get hit. the dog did.. but poor dog. :/ slap your dad. ;]
eviiee_fml 3
haha thats what i said :)
raineydayes 0
Uhhh 26, it's FYL for the OP because seeing a dog get runover is HORRIBLE. That would scar me for life!! And it's not the OP's dad ran over it on purpose. The dad shouldn't be slapped...
FFML_314 11
I'm going to assume that the puppy did not live and if that's the case, it's not **** the puppies life because, there's no life at all. The OP has a right to say FML because, it's not fun to be sick and I don't know many people that would feel good about being in a car that ran over a puppy.
ncvolley123 8
26, u look like an ugly bee-itch flipping off an old man for being to slow on a sidewalk. I hate ur stupid guts.
lickmyjock 0
Some dogs are not very smart about being in the road, I'm constantly dodging dogs just chilling in the middle of the road.
nabo4u 0
#32 you look like you're holding the glass that chicks drink out of at the end of a massive bukkake flick.
westsidewhite 0
that's a way to cheer ya up, thanks dad...
eviiee_fml 3
haha if only . . barking is close enough :)
rarr 0
Op YDI FYL puppy ;(
eviiee_fml 3
my last comment was for 34
the_flirtt 0
hah not really :(
eviiee_fml 3
:( better than nothing
the_flirtt 0
true
deathrose_fml 0
Oh, poor puppy. I hope you feel better.
talksarahh 0
wow #26 what r u 12? and fyl OP for seeing a puppy get run over
the_flirtt 0
ya I don't think she's twelve
Jay1D 0
she doesn't look over 14