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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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eviiee_fml 3

this is a fml for the dog not you. poor puppy :(

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ActionManly 11

What a CAT-astrophe! Wait, wrong pun...

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Jsalcedo23 0

13- why do you say ydi to op for being sick? like op meant to get sick right??

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skyeyez9 24

I almost hit a dog on the highway. I slammed the brakes and stopped about 2 ft from the dog. It took a few steps into the next lane (i was on a 4 lane hwy) and BAM the dog was hit by a car in that lane prob 70mph. I saw it and it made me cry and ruined my day. :( poor doggy

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kitxxkat1408 0

omigodddd that poor puppy!!! all u ppl who think that's funny are gunna end up in jail sum day for hit and run

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kitxxkat1408 0

I would have cried... I'm sensitive ...

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nikki01 0

awwww poor puppy :'( giv ur dad the silent treatment

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