Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
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eviiee_fml 3
this is a fml for the dog not you. poor puppy :(
ActionManly 11
What a CAT-astrophe! Wait, wrong pun...
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Comments (245)
Young4ev3r 0
that sux >.<
Jsalcedo23 0
13- why do you say ydi to op for being sick? like op meant to get sick right??
MadMarioSkills 0
:C
Hairnomore 7
It's funny if u imagine it
namesoo 0
fml for the puppy lolol
skyeyez9 24
I almost hit a dog on the highway. I slammed the brakes and stopped about 2 ft from the dog. It took a few steps into the next lane (i was on a 4 lane hwy) and BAM the dog was hit by a car in that lane prob 70mph. I saw it and it made me cry and ruined my day. :( poor doggy
kitxxkat1408 0
omigodddd that poor puppy!!! all u ppl who think that's funny are gunna end up in jail sum day for hit and run
kitxxkat1408 0
I would have cried... I'm sensitive ...
xxtheman15xx 0
Lmao @19
nikki01 0
awwww poor puppy :'( giv ur dad the silent treatment