Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
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eviiee_fml 3
this is a fml for the dog not you. poor puppy :(
ActionManly 11
What a CAT-astrophe! Wait, wrong pun...
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Comments (245)
Nomazlab 0
That's horrible! Should've swerved around it to hit the owner instead!
Lingonberry668 0
poor puppy! ur dad should hav taken it to a vet immediately! if u just kept driving Op and Op's dad are very heartless! and why would u get ice cream if ur sick?!
_volcom_ 3
1) As a veterinary tech I can tell you from experience that it is very rare that a small dog or puppy survives getting hit by a car and further vet care would be pointless if the dog was already dead except to maybe send the dog to be cremated, but without owner permision, this would also be pointless...(the op didnt specify whether pup died or not from being hit by a car, anyway) 2) Nowhere in Op's fml story did they say they drove off to leave the dog there, and even if they did, what else could they have done if the dog was dead? (especially if the dog was in more than one piece... sorry for the mental images but it happens a lot with dogs and cars). If dog wasnt damaged, but died, taking dog to vet would result in extremely large vet bill for cremation and possibly a lawsuit from owners for not giving consent when they find out (sometimes pups do crawl under fences without owners knowledge it could happen to anyone so not owners fault either) 3) Sick doesnt always mean stomach issues or a cold, although i enjoy ice cream when i have a cold especially if I have a sore throat... once again Op didnt specify their 'illness'... it also could have been refering to a mental low, which could be called sick because you are not feeling up to your normal self... FYL to the Op and her dad for such tragic events.
kutedoofiy 0
Awh Poor Puppy ; n ; As my dad says: "Every good deed goes unpunished."
justsayfuck 5
Fail.
metalhead345 2
ur dad must be pretty blind
disgruntledyouth 0
screw dogs, it was an accident and plus its not like you ran over a kid
jadegreen96 0
aww thats so sad and horribly ironic. :'( was it a cute puppy??
AKaussiekoolaid 0
ahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaaaaa.
avengedjerrrufol 0
damn that sux...
blink_babe 0
I wouldve cried I cnt believe u hit a puppy... not sayin it's ur fault lol I feel bad for u but especially the puppy!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!
riack 2
wow amazing how everyone is ganging up on the op and their dad. they didn't frigging do it on purpose. and another thing, where the he'll was the puppy's owner? if anything they should be the one being bitched at