Gun control, Nightmare and Love: Inspirational

Inspirational

By justlittleoldme - 22/05/2026 06:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed, "I love you." After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back, and said, "What kind of gun was it?" FML

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Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML

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Friday 12 March 2010 16:12

lol I'm sorry thats pretty funny

H00K_M 8

Friday 12 March 2010 16:13

But seriously...what kind of gun was it?

Comments

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 12 March 2010 16:32

Wow, OP. How dramatic! Get over yourself. This is not an FML.

peace0me 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:33

lol. thats funny, but what kind of question is that? while your in that mood.

LaLaJuice 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:34

hey....get the **** over it! ...he was probably trying to cheer you up...and it was just a dream...quit being such a ******

aeliz 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:56

Haha thissss^^

ericownz101 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:19

is sparta!

WhatANoob 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:54

WIN LMAO

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 12 March 2010 16:34

This is obviously a fantasy of yours and your boyfriend wants to make sure to live it out properly. Now if this fantasy only takes place in the middle of a Rocky Horror Picture Show event while he's dressed up as a drag queen...