Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed, "I love you." After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back, and said, "What kind of gun was it?" FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night with a numb arm. When I tried to reposition it, it flew crazily and slapped my girlfriend in the face. My girlfriend, who was in a string of abusive relationships, and has severe PTSD. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
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Drew_V 0
lol I'm sorry thats pretty funny
H00K_M 8
But seriously...what kind of gun was it?
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Comments (156)
yessirfosho 0
How is this an FML? Really it was a ******* dream. He was trying to comfort you and add a little humor. OMG you have a boyfriend that cares oh yea your life is so ******.
Intellectualist 0
have you ever had a nightmare like that? Because they can seem pretty terrifying before you know they're not actually real.
yessirfosho 0
Yes and once I wake up and realize its not real I get over it. I dont cry then go to my computer and whine about it.
Intellectualist 0
some people go for days not realising that things aren't real. It happens. It's classed as a disorder sometimes.
lovemycowboys 3
don't mean to laugh but I am. I guess it's a guys way of trying to lighten the mood. totally something my husband would say...of course he'd get slapped for saying it and would expect it..then laugh himself.
stupidirish 0
that's a really stupid dream. ydi. don't be so dramatic during the day, then you won't have retarded dreams at night.
waywick 0
shot through the heart? you're to blame darlin, you give love a bad name!
Hellooomindyy 0
Big deal, its just a nightmare. At least you still have your BF and you heart.
speeddevil 0
in soviet Russia heart shoots you.
robdoggstge 0
haha sorry but that's just funny ur bf's cool
xocourtxo 0
lol only in surrey
aeliz 0
Priorities, priorities. At least your boyfriend is a BA.
tia73 0
it could have been a clairvoyant dream (de ja vu) in which, maybe he has recently bought a gun, or was planning on buying the gun he used in the dream. I have dreams like that allthe time. (I had a dream once where we had three jugs of milk in the fridge and the next day my dad bought three jugs of milk, and put them exactly where I saw them we usualy don't buy three jugs or put them where he did.)
Intellectualist 0
cant get guns in the UK. And shotting someone/buying a gun is A LOT different to milk jugs..
tia73 0
I'm on the FML app I dont think i can see where these people live XD
tia73 0
and I said "dream's". plural. that was just a more vivid one I've had. and it was epic to ME at the time. lol.
Smilzen 0
You're creepy and your mystical balderdash offends me. Though it does remind me of that SNL skit with Christopher Walken, where he only foretells petty annoyances and lunch preferences.