Gross, Smells and Work: I want to smell feet

I want to smell feet

By Anonymous - 31/03/2015 05:56 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:20

Surreptitiously spray her feet with fragrant disinfectant every time you walk past her. Soon she'll be smelling like Spring Flowers and Ocean Spray, and people will be begging her to walk around barefoot.

giantsfan2010 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:20

You should talk to her about it.

Comments

PANDORUM89 21

Tuesday 31 March 2015 22:39

then say something? seriously that's gross and it irritates me that people don't speak up when people are forgetting their manners.

frrnchie 18

Tuesday 31 March 2015 22:41

You should definitely talk to her about it. It might be uncomfortable or awkward but at least bring it up. Maybe she doesn't realize how bad her feet smell

RebeccaRFT 18

Tuesday 31 March 2015 23:06

You obviously don't know what a good worker is. If you can't handle smelly feet so much that you can't work properly, then you're pretty bad at your job

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:01

Most people can't smell their own odours. You should definitely say something to her, but politely so that she knows that her feet have a distracting scent about them. If she won't do anything to rectify the problem, THEN you take it to management etc.

Tannasgh 22

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:10

Anonymous note

Gimpysquared2 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 4:10

A kid in one of my classes does this. I spray him and the air around him with perfume every day

72alezis838 7

Wednesday 1 April 2015 4:18

You should tell her! Maybe she doesnt realize her feet stink.

gobiteme2 34

Wednesday 1 April 2015 4:28

Time to hang one of those tree fresheners people like to use in their car; make sure to place it as close possible to her.

kaylizs 20

Wednesday 1 April 2015 5:12

Tell HR, having no shoes on sometimes is considered a health hazard in some workplaces. Take Febreeze to work and spray her feet as soon as she takes off her shoes. She should get the hint soon enough.