Today, after having my Apple Watch for a year, it asked me something... - FML

By NYeeerrr - 09/06/2019 22:00

Today, after having my Apple Watch for a year, it asked me something it has never asked me before. As I began my hike around a lake, 10 minutes in, it asked if I was starting to workout. I hit yes, and it then congratulated me on my very first workout. FML

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Monday 10 June 2019 1:18

If you wish you worked out more then...work out more?

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 10 June 2019 2:18

But they only recently implemented automatic workout detection.

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ojosRojos 28

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Monday 10 June 2019 1:18

If you wish you worked out more then...work out more?

Jackey 29

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Monday 10 June 2019 1:52

My Apple Watch is one of the sassiest things in my life... It LOVES to point out when you're not hitting those movement goals ;)

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