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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML

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By Cerezo - 22/11/2009 15:39 - Guatemala

Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By mississippi123 - 06/08/2012 05:41 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

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Toxic people

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 17:30

Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Classic

By Diane - 12/09/2025 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML

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Turtles 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:08

You were riding ...on your car?

FML_FYL_YDI 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:05

#1, it might be the girl's fault she's overweight, but her family should not talk about this fact so cruelly- and laugh at her! Especially with her in the car.

Comments

netbeui435 3

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:10

the unvarnished truth

brrrx 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:10

YDI for ignoring your parents. Also, YDI for riding on a car, don't you know you could hurt yourself like that?

fYOURlife1989 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:11

they probably knew there was no music playing and wanted to mess with you..

pete_skeet 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:11

bawwww the world is so mean. fatass should lose some weight and work on her relationships

1234five 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:22

You were riding on the car?

Shlizabeth 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:32

Lol, it's shamu!

MadeOfAwesome 1

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:29

LOL, I do that sometimes. Only I actually play my music, but at a low volume so I can hear what my asshole parents say about me. Then, I if hear something I don't wanna hear, I just turn it up (:

Scotticus117 11

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:31

wow so you're so fat you have to ride ON the car?

anon79 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:35

You don't think they were just teasing? Sounds like something my parents (and friends, and I) would do as a joke.

slipknot4ever777 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:50

It's not her fault unless she doesn't eat right. I have the opposite problem, I have a fast metabolism. You shouldn't have ignored your parents though.

martyrdom 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:52

anyone who says she diserved it is clearly single now and always will be single, and if ur not, ur soon to be you dumb ****,. and im sorry that your family is so mean :(