Embarrassing and Clumsy: I'm not okay

I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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staychill 16

Monday 24 March 2014 1:38

Everyone has 'those' days OP where nothing goes right! Just forget about it and move on. Tomorrows a new day!

iamananglophile 18

Monday 24 March 2014 1:41

I don't understand why they'd be glaring at you.

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maggiefox 25

Monday 24 March 2014 1:59

I wouldn't have laughed at you, would've been more concerned than anything :/

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 24 March 2014 2:03

Were you in a hurry and got flustered? It's ok nobody will remember you.

Austino_yo 11

Monday 24 March 2014 4:33

Except for the Starbucks security camera

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 24 March 2014 2:04

Maybe get your ears checked for balance problems if this happens a lot

idioticmess 15

Monday 24 March 2014 2:10

OP, you should just go home and sleep and just try again tomorrow.

littlekellilee 45

Monday 24 March 2014 5:09

I wish I could do this every time I did something klutzy. I'd end up being in bed for twenty-three hours a day.

sunshineb81 16

Monday 24 March 2014 2:18

Don't stress about it. Everyone is clumsy sometimes. No one will think about it tomorrow.

Celeste7_fml 18

Monday 24 March 2014 2:24

Just one of those days. Everybody gets those. Have a good laugh about it later. :)

blueboy154 12

Monday 24 March 2014 2:28

Dont think about it and you will be alright.

grashopper8 7

Monday 24 March 2014 2:32

:) I like you. This is hilarious! I hope you got a better coffee somewhere else.

SatinsNightmares 17

Monday 24 March 2014 2:36

Lmaooo ah man, sorry OP that sucks.

TheReader0996 10

Monday 24 March 2014 3:00

Why would you receive glares? If anything someone should have helped you op

rebel_mystic 11

Monday 24 March 2014 3:15

there are to many assholes in this world so good luck finding someone nice enough to help u up.

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Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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Today, as usual, my parents do not believe that I have schizophrenia. The hallucinations won’t stop and I still can’t get used to how scary they are. FML

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