Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I talked to my boyfriend yet again about being more verbal and apparent about showing affection towards me. It ended with me asking him how would I even know if he wants me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML
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Top comments
JCal585 8
For real- do you think he's going to suddenly change if y'all got married? I wouldn't waste my time.. Find the man that can't wait to see you and hear all about your day and quit wasting time with immature fools.
LittleSushi_fml 13
Well then dump him.
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Comments (75)
RedPillSucks 33
Except he's always caller her honey or baby.
zombiecrayon173 9
You deserve better
gracehi 33
Say my name, say my name. If no one is around you say baby I love you.
Miss_Whipped 43
If you ain't runnin' game.
gracehi 33
Say my name, say my name. You acting kinda shady...
Miss_Whipped 43
Ain't callin' me baby. Why the sudden change?
sartrow 8
sorry, what did you say, I wasn't listening to you again : )
SmittyJA24 26
OP: you must be young & have not yet learned (1) guys don't do "feelings" & will stop listening to how you "feel" as soon as we hear that word; and (2) we stop listening to you after 5--7 seconds anyway unless you're talking about food, sports, cars, or sex.
Batmans_cat 14
I'm a guy and i can confirm that this comment is bullshit and this guy is an arse. I have a girlfriend and i listen to everyword she says because i love her. I also do feelings and actualy care about how my gf feels.
limabeans101029 21
19- I'm basically just seconding what 27 said. I know plenty of great guys who aren't like that at all, my boyfriend for one. The guys you're describing are assholes.
Noreason89 6
It's awesome how you can misrepresent an entire gender
mvc3ftw 17
that's not awesome at all.
PoisonOrchid 21
I second 27. This comment is bullshit. I know plenty of guys that will take the time to listen and talk about their girl's feelings. My husband always takes the time to listen to me when I need him to.
sunnyray812 42
#19 You sound like you shouldn't ever be a boyfriend or husband.
omgwhatisthis 6
im sure theres some hot guy out there that knows your name too and will treat you 10 times better.
Miss_Whipped 43
Ten times zero is still zero.
crunchycheeto99 11
That's not a relationship you want to be in.
llamarrama01 21
What an ass-butt. I say you can do much better.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Nice profile pic to go with the reference!
llamarrama01 21
Thanks. Lol.
8313girl 28
Oh wow he knows your name? Give him a prize! Yeah I'm sorry OP but I think it's time to find a new man that'll give you the appreciation you deserve.
CuriousYel1ow 13
If he's joking ok, if ur just bitching ok, but if he's just an ass consider this a wake-up call.