Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party, since I'd be the only one going without a date. I had to invent imaginary friends who were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel like less of a loser. FML
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Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I'm all alone for the holidays. The guy I was kicking it with ghosted me. I went to the guy I rejected for being too overweight for my taste, and not only has he lost weight, he now has a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends night out. FML
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kitkatkelly 0
People still think they need dates to go to parties? What happened to meeting people AT the party?
lotusflower007 0
oh honey, that's how you meet people. If your the only one, then that's okay. It's okay to be single. You can then network with all those people. The best way to meet people is through mutual friends.
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Comments (69)
Tozi_fml 0
Sorry, you missed. Looser.
thecanez 0
Why do majority of people spell lose as loose? Is the knot too loose? Is the OP Looser when she should be tighter? Learn to spell retard before you call someone else a 'looser'.
Boddmon 0
Agreed!
skyeyez9 24
You should have went, you might have met some new friends and had a good time at the party. being single is not the end of the world.
lovestick 0
I was lookin at this fml on my ipod and this user did the 20 year old son fml 2. They r all probably fake. but who cares its kinna funny.
ScaryyMary 14
What user? Anonymous?
itak365 4
No offense, OP, but QYB and get out there. You're not exactly helping your case by being with your imaginary friends and refusing to get in contact with people. The fish don't catch themselves, you know...
sportsnut 0
no wonder you dont have a date. you are so incredibly insecure being by yourself that no one wants to be with you
teiso_fml 0
I was feeling sorry for you until you said you "invented friends".
jessxoxo28 5
that sucks :( but u should have went anywyaz! i doubt every1 had a date... who knows, u could have met a really hot guy there... imaginary friends r no fun
ColdGold 6
Things change. Keep going to parties. You may meet someone you can like.
lasage_fml 0
yea the reason you have no friends is your own fault...u dont go to parties when ur invited cause that's where most people meet their bfs/gfs
saucey12 1
loser