Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party, since I'd be the only one going without a date. I had to invent imaginary friends who were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel like less of a loser. FML
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Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I'm all alone for the holidays. The guy I was kicking it with ghosted me. I went to the guy I rejected for being too overweight for my taste, and not only has he lost weight, he now has a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends night out. FML
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kitkatkelly 0
People still think they need dates to go to parties? What happened to meeting people AT the party?
lotusflower007 0
oh honey, that's how you meet people. If your the only one, then that's okay. It's okay to be single. You can then network with all those people. The best way to meet people is through mutual friends.
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Comments (69)
t_fangz 0
aw :(
The_Pleb 0
What the **** I know from expierience partys when your single are SO much more fun, you can get with any girl you want and be free When youve got a girl you cant do anything but get her incredibly drunk and take some girls around back So your FML makes no sense what so ever, unless its differant in the US of A?
MrMaD_fml 2
I couldn't have said it any better myself.
damnrosi 0
"get any girl you want", ohhh, thats funny. Sweetheart I highly doubt that you can get "any girl you want". But then again, ignorance is a blessing, allowing you to believe anything and everything, even obvious lies. And you my dear, are clearly an ignorant prick.
thatguy1103 0
Yeah not to mention the OP is a woman herself so your logic doesn't even apply
alexandraa_fml 0
I second that when your single, parties are much more fun. OP was a tard not to go IMO.
The_Pleb 0
damnrosi stop doubting my sexyness and get back in the kitchen thnakyoucomeagain
The_Pleb 0
Ok whatever just make me a sammich
damnrosi 0
okay, I don't get it!!!! whats with all the sammich comments lately? I know I've been pretty out of it lately what with school and all, but still, what is with the sammich thing!?!? I feel like an old person, not being up on the current "cool" lingo (and that last statement made me feel even older, oh GOD! do people even use the word cool anymore?)
The_Pleb 0
Dont worry, once you get a boyfriend youll know multiple definitions of the word "sammich" Youll also know the definitions in 5 differant languages For now though i dont think i can call you a "female" because you dont do what real "females" were made to do and therefore i will call you damn rosi Thankyou and i hope i helped
damnrosi 0
thank you, and not at all. funny thing is, I do have boyfriends (jerk, I know), so in an odd way, you're right, Im not the usual female (who's all romantic and sweet). I'm more like a guy in that im just in it for the fun of it, and Im only interested in the hottest and richest around. so wow, your right, odd. how does it feel? must be pretty rare. but what I said first still stands.
The_Pleb 0
Wow you have boyfriend(s) You sound like a player so WIN+ to you But on the other hand your comments arn't straight forward and i still cant understand what (your point) is So i take back the WIN from you And btw why cant you just be romantic, Doesnt hurt to make an effort
dont_stop_believ 0
it's a girl
kitkatkelly 0
People still think they need dates to go to parties? What happened to meeting people AT the party?
leiziueyes 0
That's why you don't have friends... You avoid social events
crazytoaster 2
YDI Op for being such a shallow moron.
Anteezy 7
You need a date to be validated? : /
lickmyjock 0
YDI no ones fault but your own.
MrMaD_fml 2
man I WISH I could be at parties like those single! I always end up WITH someone by the damn holidays...it's a total cockblock too lol. anyways, quit being a lame and hit up the party...that's where you can drink up and get u a nice "brand new" Xmas present for yourself.
Starcatch77 20
Let me get this straight, having a relationship is a "cockblock" now? Why do you even get in relationships in the first place if you feel that way?
kakek_fml 0
Depends on the party. If it's a small party where everyone but you has a date, I understand the feeling.
baby_gurl2405 0
u could have just invented a date........... either frankenstien like or go to a bar and pick up someone hott (as long as they're not gunna be a total freek an embarass ur sensitive issues such as being to wimpy to be confident as 1 person not 2)
NorfolkDude 2
Well if everyone has a date to the party, then I guess you can feel left out. However there are many single men and women out there. I'm a single person myself, so I can understand your feeling of feeling lonely or isolated and it seems like the world around you has love but you don't. That's a fact about being single. However, you shouldn't not go to places simply because others are bringing dates. Who knows, there might be a single person there too. Remember, in this world, there are more single people than married or dating.
Ronin420 4
u r such a lame ass. parties are the perfect place to meet ppl. especially ifnits an open bar party.