I'll bite

By Loser - 29/06/2018 13:30 - United States - Winona

Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 468
You deserved it 707

Same thing different taste

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It’s not the size of the worm but how you wiggle it.

This would make an amazing tinder bio. Hey there names Blake, People told me it’s impossible to catch a fish with your penis. Well I can proudly say I have proved them wrong. And yes I still have my penis.

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WHSKitty 7

Don’t skinny dip unless you’re in a private pool... Salmon Dick.

Coulda been worse. You could have been branded Guppy Dick. If that were to happen, you’d have to transfer to a different school out of state and wear a fake mustache. Or, so I’ve heard.

Definitely better than if they’d chosen to call you worm dick, which actually makes more sense, since it was the bait for your catch.

Don’t worry there’s plenty other fish out there.