Christmas, Sexting, Parents and Intimacy: I can't unsee it - FML

I can't unsee it

By meikd423 - 10/09/2010 16:36 - France

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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00

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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML

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By kimbo - 25/10/2010 08:28 - United Kingdom

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Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Top comments

timmy455 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:22

that's hot

IsabellaC 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:25

what a hoe!

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tpike1296 11

Friday 10 September 2010 23:42

pics or it didnt happen....SORRY! I feel bad for ur scarred eyes

Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:27

I agree, pics or it didn't happen

perdix 29

Friday 10 September 2010 23:49

Can I get on your mom's Christmas card mailing list?

mshoes12346 3

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:30

more like *****;)

Eroe 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:51

Haha, that is hilarious.

MeowMaster17 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:53

man, think I saw those on my fav milf site

bigbadtim 7

Friday 10 September 2010 23:54

Your mom must be getting a jump start on this year's Christmas card list. Guess what the family picture will be this year. ;)

nickwest 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:55

what's her number!!!!!

amerwin 3

Friday 10 September 2010 23:55

Nothing wrong with "spreading" a little holiday cheer.

sculp91 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:56

that's sexy :)

hobo_lowbo 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:59

25 you are hot come hug me instead of the beaver

Pooper_T_fml 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:56

Well if she was nude she wouldn't have had anything else on either.. :x

machiko_fml 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:57

Delivering her gifts early I see..

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