Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out my best friend is having a full-blown affair with her coworker. She's a minor. He's not. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
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Bangarang_Rufio 0
Now would be a good time to jump for that promotion lol. You know, since you got HIM a raise first.
Cinderlla_Girl 0
Hahaha I bet there wasn't even an anti- fraternizing policy, just a way for your boss to play both of you and make sure you kept quiet :P
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Comments (141)
baileys82 0
well at least you know where the herpes came from
rabbi1010 29
Epic comment
I_am_stupid_also 6
Have a contest to see who can get him to spend the most money on you. No ******* allowed, coz that is too easy. Just excuses.
King_of_Kings 3
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headbanger_fml 0
Sounds like you two are dumb and dumber.
allmidnighteyes 11
THREE. WAY.
JRo 0
Your boss is a total pimp, I'd buy him a drink.
rawrblahkapow 0
are you sure you didn't just get that story from a soap opera?
um_duh 0
Rule #1 - don't screw the crew
TuxedoBento 1
#41 LOL
Stunt_fml 5
I honestly don't see how he is an "asshole." He is a man, who is sexually involved with multiple women, who obviously don't believe that he is "only theirs," so, to this point, he is a man having consensual sex with adults. What's the problem? They say okay, they do it... why is HE the guilty party? Oh wait, it's because he's a man and you're playing your feminist cards. I've studied this long enough in college, everyone just needs to grow up nd let sex be private. Stop airing it out to the world, and do whatever you think is right. No one really cares about your situation, unless they feel used themselves.
ohhhhshizzz 0
What are you on a rant about, shut the **** up dude.
unistudentb 0
he is an asshole for being dishonest. If he was honest about it and they still agreed to sleep with him, is all good. But this makes him a liar and disrespectful - the fact sex is involved isn't really all that relevent. He's an asshole.