Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out my best friend is having a full-blown affair with her coworker. She's a minor. He's not. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
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Bangarang_Rufio 0
Now would be a good time to jump for that promotion lol. You know, since you got HIM a raise first.
Cinderlla_Girl 0
Hahaha I bet there wasn't even an anti- fraternizing policy, just a way for your boss to play both of you and make sure you kept quiet :P
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Comments (141)
Starsmydog 0
Your a moron to do that in the first place. You'll get no sympathy from me and I hope no one else gives it to you either. Next time find a job that doesn't involve you pulling down your panties. Work + love = disaster.
jenna009 0
Sorry to hear about that, but goes to show you that you shouldn't screw around with your boss or any co-workers. And have you ever seen John Tucken Must Die? If not, you should go watch it. If so, WTH??
themanistheman 0
You're not the only two. Boss man gets around lol..
czarofandronia 0
playa playaaaaaa
Knot 0
My thoughts exactly
Dcm210 19
3some time
doc89holliday 3
stupid bitches ydi
Norrec86 7
Id get together and double team him
deadlyriot101 7
Do that thing in horrible bosses where the guy like tackles him out a window, and everyone is cheering and thinking, "Wow, that person just killed my douchebag boss. Wtf!? Nevermind. Can I buy you a beer?"
The_F3rris 11
Hmmm I guess we know what your title is at the office (and possible many others)
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Wow, that definitely needs to be brought to light #stupidpeopledoingstupidthings