Today, I learned there is such a thing as "too much sex". After a full week of having sex at least twice a day with my girlfriend, I had to go to the GP due to a painful erection and swelling. The constant sex had caused me to burst a blood vessel in my penis. FML
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Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML
Today, after my girlfriend warned me she has the condition hypersexuality and like a fool I thought I’d landed on my feet, or on my back as it were, do you have any idea how bad sex is when you have it between 5 and 10 times a day for over a year? It’s basically a chore at this point. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend had one of her seizures during foreplay. She’s fine, but I’m not, she had my penis in her hand and while seizing she squeezed it so hard she ruptured some blood vessels on the inside. I'm now walking bowlegged and on medication to stop me getting erections that might cause more damage. FML
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Today, since splitting up with my girlfriend, I’ve watched so much porn I think I’ve given myself a friction burn on my clit, so now not only does it hurt to even walk normally, it’s way too painful to masturbate, so I’m now horny all the frigging time. FML
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
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Top comments
Medikid123 16
If you cannot have sex anymore due to recovery time, take the opportunity to find other ways to sexually please each other! Maybe toys or using other parts of your body (such as hands)! And good luck with the recovery!
alaina1104 11
After a brief mention of sex and then a description of a burst blood vessel in the penis?
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Comments (25)
blink831forever 13
I'm sorry for you OP. because of your injury. But I lack much sympathy because I am sexually frustrated and I wish I was getting injured from too much sex. Or sex at all really.
ThrottleJockey 35
Time for you to make friends with Mr. Handheld Shower Head.
GlennGuagmire 20
Twice a day for a week is like you were using some kind of antibiotic without a DR prescription. now you have to use some prescribed antibiotic
Tobamf 18
Lightweight.
xx000o 27
If I ever were to burst a vessel, that would be the one and the way to do it.
Tsukiyomi 16
YDI You should control your libido, not the other way around
logank013 20
"You should contact a doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours" -Viagra Come on man, know your sex ads!
StarkWolf_fml 23
saddle up cowboy
Capitolmm 1
Amateur
mickel420_fml 0
Rookie......
da_epic_failman 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's God's way of telling you you're sinning. Abstinence until marriage!