Today, I was waiting in line with a friend, and she poked my stomach and said, "I wish I had your stomach." I asked her why. She said, "Boys wouldn't flirt with me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
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viral_fml 0
What's not to get? Read again, her friend called her fat.
lexiBRo 0
.....or maybe get some nicer friends. If OP is comfortable w/ her body why should she lose weight over one idiot's comments?
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Comments (110)
conan6 0
Eat it fatty.
Shyman4ever 0
Nice friend you got there.
thelonelylurker 0
You girls and your passive-agrressiveness and your drama 24/7.
ISellHerbs 0
So basically #11 is saying she's fat but she still gets guys because she probably dresses like a ****, her parents are rich, or likely a combination of the two. Admit it, there's only two options.
supercatgirl 0
oh there a 3rd option : she could just have the charisma to know how to talk to people to get them. #38 you have a really narrow mind if you think only skinny, rich or ***** can get guys. oh and let me know when t-shirts, and jeans, and skirts that go to the knee or longer makes a person a ****.
kawa_fml 0
sounds like she's just being catty, don't listen to her. That's almost as bad as when perfectly thin girls complain about losing more weight in front of their heavier friends just to get a reaction.
stupiidx3 0
FYL. you don't deserve that. your friend is a beetch. ditch her and find better friends please :]
Bullshet 0
Some friend.
roon24 0
this was just ur friend telling u indirectly to stop eating so much food. only true friends that want the best for u are brutally honest. lose ur gut, and u will be a happier person.
S01iDuS 0
**** that, eat what you want and **** the rest. Skinny chicks like that are aways trying to please others and feel good about themselves even at the expense of others (such as in your case). "Lose your gut and you will be a happier person" lol... its shit like that which makes girls develop eating disorders and wreck their body when they're just fine the way they are.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
Bull. Skinny has so little to do with getting guys. I was never skinny. I was always curvy. I used to believe all the crap about having to be skinny to get a man until I made myself sick. Luckily I learned to love my curves and you know what? I found out that once I got my self esteem up I had no problems getting dates. I dated rich guys, poor artists, models, CEOs and everything in between. Until I got married I NEVER had a problem finding a date. The real secret to finding love is to work on being healthy and learning to love and accept your self with confidence.
supercatgirl 0
your saying exactly what i was saying :P
daydreambeliever 0
Its so true. Honestly its confidence and charisma that matter. I am thin, but more often than not I'm told "I like you, its so easy to talk to you. You aren't like other girls." Its more about personality and loving ourselves, which we should do at ANY size. And guys who only like girls for their size are shallow pricks anyhow. I would much rather date a nice guy than an attractive model type.
fxdxhk90 0
Why do women like to get into catty fights over stupid stuff like this?
wheedlebug1164 0
ouch. Major ouch.