Today, I was waiting in line with a friend, and she poked my stomach and said, "I wish I had your stomach." I asked her why. She said, "Boys wouldn't flirt with me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
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viral_fml 0
What's not to get? Read again, her friend called her fat.
lexiBRo 0
.....or maybe get some nicer friends. If OP is comfortable w/ her body why should she lose weight over one idiot's comments?
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Comments (110)
igraine 0
F your friend! What a bitch!
aquarius6 0
she's not a friend and she's lieing, she loves the guys flirting with her
daydreambeliever 0
News flash. Not all girls love when guys flirt with them. I would know.
lor4eto 0
pffffftttt SOMEONE has some high self esteem. lameee
daydreambeliever 0
No I just find it incredibly annoying. Also if they like me I have to tell them I'm not interested, which I hate doing, I'm bad at it. Frankly I would rather be reading a book or hanging with my actual boyfriend. Just so you know. I'm in college, and not all college girls think Anatomy 101 and 103 are best studied as a lab. And when men think they are God's gift to females then I get really annoyed.
Guitarist45 0
take-a-hint
Jordge 0
haaa thats ruuude
magunn 0
man she's a bitch! (and it seems so are a lot of people on here) oh, and dont take it personal they just have self-esteem issues.they probably just think that because their online and nobody knows them that they can be rude assholes.
NaturalStar 0
Wait what's YDI?
capital_seven 0
I giggled like Nelson Muntz. FYL.
epicfail13337 4
OMFG, Fatty McFatFatFatass! Just kidding. The girl wants to be fat so boys would stop flirting with her? Unless the boys seriously threaten to rape her, it's not worth becoming less attractive just for people not flirting with you. If people flirt with you, they find you attractive in some way, which is a positive thing. OP's friend is a dumbass for that and for thinking fat=no getting guys. When I was super skinny, no one was attracted to me. Now I'm not as skinny but have changed in many different ways, and some dumbasses actually look at me because I look better and am a better person despite being not stick thin anymore. Size doesn't do much, unless you're ridiculously, unhealthy, morbidly obese/anorexic. But most people aren't.
kusu91 0
wow, shes so rude!
Sokai_fml 0
Wow, what a bitch. :/ I hope she's just a friend and not your best friend, wtf. She sounds annoying. "omg, boys find my attractive! wah! D:"