Animals: How dare you

How dare you

By pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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By time to buy a gun - 02/11/2015 04:22 - United States - Carolina

Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!

By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 14:01

Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML

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xxkimmyt 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:12

Maybe that is why I woke up.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:14

That's actually really funny. At least he peed in the litter box instead of the floor.

Comments

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:44

Maybe your hubby will think twice about stumbling in too drunk to find the bathroom next time! I think your cat just recognized he was being a dumbass, and decided to correct the situation on its own terms. ;)

seasonedtoast 19

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:14

Once my boyfriend peed in my sock drawer. Be happy it was maintainable.

martin_martian7 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:20

Don't ever mess with a cat litter box!

djoiced 6

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:38

isn't it more like, **** his life? instead of yours

22cute 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 13:42

HDI

waffle3z 6

Sunday 1 July 2012 17:52

Yes.

roshae_16 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:26

Fhl for having a dumb bf

shawnaishere 14

Sunday 1 July 2012 12:01

The cat thought your husband a great lesson. Next time he'll be careful of where he pees.

Shadomasta 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 17:13

I always knew cats used telepathy! Excuse me while I state intently at my kittens for hours.

number_1_newf 3

Sunday 1 July 2012 12:24

Heard it all the way too Canada

FML_14u2c 14

Sunday 1 July 2012 12:36

Cats are protective of their litterboxes! Haven't you seen Scary Movie 2? When the cat found out that Cindy pooped in his litter box, it was on. Her comment was "Help, my pussy's gone crazy!" (If you haven't seen it, it's on YouTube under "Scary Movie 2 Cat Scene".). :-D

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 1 July 2012 13:10

Am I the only one imagining that the body part that the cat decided to claw was the OP's hubby's privates?

spazz666 18

Sunday 1 July 2012 16:18

No, I imagine the cat saw something that slightly resembled a cat toy. Easiest for it to bite. I don't even want to imagine how much that would suck ._.