Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

I'd assume someone with the name "Lickmylovepump" would be an extremely horny and open minded person.

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ILoveMyXbox 0

Phone sex is awkward and weird in my opinion. I honestly don't blame you for laughing, because I would have to :P

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Makeeasweet25 0

phone sex does nothing for me either .i need the touch and smell of a man to turn me on.talking and jerking off sounds from the other end of the phone is so blah.

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transcedental 18

1111 people who voted are men. They get his pain, we get your laugh. This FML made my day xD

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wildfiresgirl 7

You should've just muted your phone that way you could've laughed all you want without him hearing. It's a win-win!

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bambi73 0

I would've laughed too! It's only hot when both people are into it.

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minodino 8

Did he actually say "lick my love pump"? If so, I would have laughed too.

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SanaHasSwag 0

Not if your in a long distance relationship -_-

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iameulogy 0

ydi. there are a lot of guys in this world who don't try to be romantic and act like complete jerks. you should count this as a blessing and kick yourself

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KiddNYC1O 20

Phone sex leads to many confusions and interruptions. Have you seen American Pie 2? "(Name), get your balls off me!"

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hateevryone 14

i'm not fond of phone sex.

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soccercreator7 3

At least it was safe sex. You Should have told him to put a condom on before you both started.

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