Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

I'd assume someone with the name "Lickmylovepump" would be an extremely horny and open minded person.

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ILoveMyXbox 0

Phone sex is awkward and weird in my opinion. I honestly don't blame you for laughing, because I would have to :P

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Sorry but the whole idea of phone sex is just hella dumb anyways. But that's just my opinion. Send dirty texts or do the real thing.

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Rosebudteg 4

Depends on the situation. For example if he's in Afghanistan or away on business. Sometimes the phone is your only connection.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

hahaha OP's username is a Spinal Tap reference. Win. Phone sex isn't easy. I know women who've done it professionally. Takes talent for it not to sound ridiculous. That said, I think your boyfriend is being kind of immature, not taking your calls.

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xbella 8

aww you embarrassed him, now you gotta boost his confidence. poor guy, FHL for having such a boring girlfriend..

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MischievousV 8

You don't know if she's boring or not. Who knows, she might prefer the real act instead of him saying things like, "Lick my love pump." if my boyfriend ever said that I'd laugh at him too.

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ghostland 0

or you could have just pulled the phone away when you laughed so he couldn't hear you

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aztav93 4

That's messed up ... Laughing at hin wasn't cool.. Wen you laugh at a guy while he's on the middle of seducing you (getting you in the mood) it blows his self confidence and now I doubt he'll ever try that again....but phone sex is awesome especially since both me and my girl have crazy imaginations lol

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SanaHasSwag 0

Hey phone sex is NOT ridiculous.. Your just either doing it wrong or aren't to comfortable with your bf/ gf or If your married. Me nd my boyfriend are over long distance and phone sex is pretty amazing for us. ;)

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aztav93 4

Same here and it's as intimate as anyone in a long distance relationship can get and she/he will definitely go with it as long as you keep it interesting...lol

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SanaHasSwag 0

Yeah haha =] well we try to do stuff different but idk.. It's stil fun. I guess we did it sp much it's like a habit ..

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withyou_fml 1

You mean "and *hasn't* picked up since." Sorry incorrect grammar. I go to college

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lizard399 0

Everyone please applause "sorry I'm just so much smarter cause I pay a bunch of money to get talked at all day and in the end I just get a piece of paper that says I listened well enough to take orders in the drive thru anyways" College is great if you're into that sort of thing but it doesn't justify you being annoying.

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aztav93 4

Lol hilariously right...that girl sounds like someone should drop kick her on her eyebrow ...lmao

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