Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
Oh. My. God.
zingline89 18
Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"
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Comments (121)
PenultimateTaco 14
That makes a scary amount of sense
samaraperez 7
you should have kicked him and said "yeah that hurts huh"?
67FML 5
I believe that is the definition of adding insult to injury....
Sir_Swaggington 6
He was just trying to get you up.
buckdharma 37
So op, when your balls swell up to the size of um... soccer balls, they shouldn't hurt a bit. Yay for you.
mattrd_fml 31
you were plahing without a protective cup??? YDI
SayPeanuts 29
You don't wear a cup when you play football.
cookie1207 19
Question: did it hurt a lot or a little?
Gho5tk3y 17
Ref's probably just messing with you op, I've never heard of anything like that. Hope it didn't hurt too bad, should wear a cup from now on,
Stayin_Classy777 8
At least you have the balls to play the game and not stand by whistling like a coward on the sideljne
LittleMagicWolf 7
That's such a creeper statement.