Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
Oh. My. God.
zingline89 18
Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"
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Comments (121)
JimmyHopkins 7
Kick him in the balls as hard as you can, then say the same thing to him while he cries
James_is_Mexican 25
Did you yell at the ref or upset him earlier in the game, because I play club soccer and I also ref and I understand how much abuse the ref takes, but that's just unprofessional.
PierreAlexandre_fml 8
Its actually the other way around
VoodooPriestess 16
That could be taken a couple different ways. Not necessarily an insult, but rather in the moment it came out as one.
DataWog 30
In primates, the size of the testicles directly correlates to the promiscuity of their females.
blackonblight 32
Not exactly, it has to do with the amount of competition the males have for mates. If you have a greater female to male ratio it has the same effect as monogamy.
russiankaraoke 2
He did this to get you back up and going faster
BFons 19
Haha great ref
Moe2311 2
I'm preeetty sure he was referring to the actual ball that hit you. This is why the ball in Softball is larger than in Baseball.
chynnatownn 11
I guess he knows
Cathaniel 4
should have kicked him in the nuts and see what happened