Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
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Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
Oh. My. God.
zingline89 18
Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"
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Comments (121)
dRpRdP 8
he actually wanted u to get up soon by that comment.. *if u knw wat I mean*
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
No, I don't know what you mean, please enlighten me. *Rolling my eyes*
dRpRdP 8
that's called boosting.. the referee wanted him to reply by sucking up the pain , getting up quick and hence prove he is the man.. injuries r common in sports.. and a gud sportsman is the one who can bear the pain and carry on.. I hope now u understand what I mean.. :)
ilytyvm 25
I'm 99.9% positive that #28, given the eye roll, was being incredibly sarcastic on the comment. Not only that, but you can practically feel the annoyed distaste emanating from the phone... So I'm unsure why you replied and went on to explain with a smile. Most people ignore sarcasm unless they have a witty comeback.
dRpRdP 8
#45 it seems like u felt the real pain of OP :D
HorsesAreAngles 4
It's called getting concussions and having head trama. You shouldn't just get back up and join the game, that's dangerous and life risking. Unless you just get a bruise, don't go back on the field.
Rainhawk94 27
When you get thumbed down. Don't comment back and try to defend yourself because it never works
dRpRdP 8
getting down voted aint harming my life , so its fine.. i love this site cuz of one of this reason.. i see various mentalities at one place cheering arguing laughing.. btw thnx for ur kind suggestion
RedPillSucks 31
@53 - I don't believe you can get a concussion from getting hit in the balls by a soccer ball. Unless that was one hell of a kick, or you doubled over in pain so fast that you slammed your head into the ground.
cheshirecat13242 32
Holy crap--#30 must be the president of Mensa, or some other club that requires a high intellect! Could you define sarcasm for me, President..?
SmokinGuns 13
Win for the coach lmfao
threer 30
The coach had nothing to do with this scenario.
Rainhawk94 27
Referee! Is it that hard to read
thestrangedude 10
At least he didn't offer to rub them better for you.
breeaannuuhh 14
Hahahaha wow quite a ref! Did you get up after that?
MisterEx 28
No, 19. OP is still squirming in agony as we speak.
snyder94 5
He may be there a while. *lights cigarette*
breeaannuuhh 14
It was clearly rhetorical...he had to get up off the field if he wanted to type the FML. Thanks for the sarcasm though.
rebel501 4
Either way it still is very very painful
Rainhawk94 27
You don't say?!
MattAttack12 10
Kick his and see how "little" they are
Jst4kicks 16
should of said "really? well lets give yours a try!"
Faddyy6 17
you should have hit him on couch and compare who got the smaller one.. by the way interesting way to motivate
Enslaved 36
Warning: Stop drinking Mountain Dew. I've heard it's rumoured to shrinks balls. :P
eddeeezzyy 19
Not shrink, but kill your sperm count.
RedPillSucks 31
Should have poured it onto the soccer ball before the game.
Mossears133 15
O.o I'm drinking that right now! Good thing I never had any balls to begin with ;D
PenguinBitch 43
At least he didn't give you a red card thinking you were faking it. Soccer players are good at that. Trust me I know.
samaraperez 7
yess i would know thats the first thing they like doing!