Kids: Honk honk

Honk honk

By piemasterzim - 22/11/2012 01:20 - Canada

Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me, my daughter saw it. Now my 3 year-old girl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

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Thursday 22 November 2012 8:49

Monkey see, monkey do.

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Comments

jwbfml 11

Thursday 22 November 2012 17:33

At least you did the honk and not the motorboat.

yaozeyu 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 17:40

Your daughter awesome!

BloodyNimrod 6

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:34

Am I the only one that thought of Gamzee from Homestuck? *honk honk* ;o)

iliketrains09 12

Thursday 22 November 2012 20:33

No, haha!

MeLikeBigBoom 8

Thursday 22 November 2012 20:07

Sluttiness, activated.

oceanrain 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 23:02

That has to be the world's biggest turn off

88vivera 9

Thursday 22 November 2012 23:42

Oh she is just a kid

HunterAlpha1 8

Friday 23 November 2012 0:10

apply a slotted spoon to her backside whenever she does it and she'll stop.

donut_gurl 8

Friday 23 November 2012 2:05

you should probably assume your 3 year old is always watching unless she is asleep or not home. And why do men think its funny to *honk* a woman's boobs? not funny, not cute, just a turn off. YDI