Intimacy: Honest

Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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Same thing different taste

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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kirbcheck76 3

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:14

does your hand fall asleep also?

li_vikki 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:11

you needa do a better job then

Comments

bfffness 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:38

play with her... make her feel good.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 18:22

@27 No shit, that is why she is bored. If the OP doesn't get it figured out he will be back to tossing his own cookies in no time.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 5 March 2010 4:35

@94Call I thought tossing your cookies meant throwing up now I know it also means jacking off. Thanks for the new slang lesson.

Imnewhere 21

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:41

bahahaha xD

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:43

Well the plot really hasn't changed in a few thousand years. Boredom has to set in eventually. Maybe it's time for us to go extinct after all.

BenLarge1 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 13:16

you first.

Yarixa 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:49

wow lol really?

killahnikkix 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:50

fail on your part.

Jason_Q 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:55

Holy smokes, Batman! You need practice/tips.

kiikii07 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:58

try new positions... there are such things as sex toys... as the spice girls would say "spice up your life"!

aDerangedStateOf 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 13:01

How About Some Sadomasochistic Sexual Practices?

ringmybell_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:37

... and they are?

ChiTownSharon 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 13:17

FAIL..

caits13 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 13:25

practice makes perfect?

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