Miscellaneous: Home movies

Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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You deserved it 12 420

By RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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You deserved it 281

By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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You deserved it 9 966

By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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You deserved it 3 650

Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 2 198

Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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You deserved it 2 435

By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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You deserved it 6 077

By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 880

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Monday 7 September 2009 9:21

"...It was harder times and longer days Five miles to school, uphill both ways We were cane switch raised, and dirt floor poor 'Course that was back before the war Yeah, your uncle and I made quite a pair Flying F-15's through hostile air He went down but they missed me by a hair He'd always stop right there and say... That's something to be proud of That's a life you can hang your hat on That's a chin held high as... *ccccctttt* ...Oh my God Johnny! That feels SO GOOD! Harder! Harder! Uhhhhh *orgasms*..." Family gasps in horror

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 7 September 2009 9:10

this is exactly why you DOWNLOAD **** to your COMPUTER. sometimes you've really gotta use your common sense, buddy.

Comments

Bob31_fml 4

Monday 7 September 2009 21:54

Your first mistake was thinking it would be fun for your GF's family to watch videos of you as a kid. Nobody likes videos of other people as kids unless they are related to them. And even then, it's iffy.

hawkster90 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:16

That's just... wow. FYL.

Contrary 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:30

Okay seriously, YDI for 1. being a friggin' tard and putting **** on your home videos. Seriously, who does that... 2. Calling yourself ex-girlfried

SMBroskie 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:30

Or maybe it was the home video of your conception.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:19

I lol'd at this.

LevyLove 17

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:02

HAHA

unpossible 26

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:58

It's funny, when the rest of us get asked to do anything it's because of our "mad skills" at doing said task and everyone treats us like a superhero. When Nico gets asked to do anything it's because he's the squeak. Oh, we are cruel, cruel, superheroes.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:13

YDI for recording **** over family memories.

danceoo 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 12:39

1) you're an idiot for recording **** in the first place 2) why would you not check the tape before you taped over it 3) that doesn't sound like a fun thing to do in the first place