Today, a guy on the street introduced himself as a photographer with a project about women's feet and asked if he could take a photo of mine. He showed me his Instagram, which looked legitimate at a glance, so I agreed and followed him. Turns out it's a fetish account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today I was offered an opportunity on Instagram from a local lady to take photos of her home for her. I told my friends, because I was shocked. They were shocked too. But in the nicest terms possible, they were shocked because my Instagram "isn’t really professional enough to get such offers." Ouch. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, a woman kindly asked if she might take a photo of her son in our cowboy boots. Thinking it couldn't do much harm, I agreed. Ten minutes later there was a butt naked three year-old and his entire family taking pictures in my shoe store. My manager wasn't impressed. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
Today, a Tinder guy asked me if I had a full-body picture since I only have headshots. Being ashamed of my body, I told him my rear camera was broken, so only the front-facing camera worked. He asked me if I could see my toes when I looked down. Without thinking, I looked down and said, "No." He unmatched me. FML
Today, after months of talking to this guy on Instagram and convinced this was a sure thing, he wanted proof I was real and not catfishing him. I sent him a picture of me holding a paper with his username. He replied, “Sorry, I didn’t know you were a big girl. I need a healthy girl who takes care of herself.” FML
Today, after matching on Tinder and chatting for several days, this guy asked for more photos, so I sent him some recent pics of me in the garden. He then said they were AI and told me to, "Fuck off, clanker." The pics were real. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
The line "I like to take photos of girls' feet" is not something one hears from a reputable model photographer. Your innocence is pretty refreshing, and I hope his foot fetish didn't weird you out too much.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So a stranger tells you that he takes portraits of women's feet, and it doesn't trigger in your mind that this guy obviously has a foot fetish?
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BurnInDemonFire 39
The line "I like to take photos of girls' feet" is not something one hears from a reputable model photographer. Your innocence is pretty refreshing, and I hope his foot fetish didn't weird you out too much.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So a stranger tells you that he takes portraits of women's feet, and it doesn't trigger in your mind that this guy obviously has a foot fetish?
awildwhisper 30
In high school, I did a foot photography project in my film photo class and it turned out to be my best series. I had pictures of people's feet in poses or just standing normally and different things like that.
PenguinPal3017 19
99% of feet pictures are fetish ****, 1% are fetish **** that double as sandal advertisements.
RichardPencil 32
Hi, I’m a bridge salesman, a totally legit one. Would you be interested in one in the Brooklyn region? Normally, I’d sell it for about $30,000, but you look nice and I’ll let you have it for $10,000 cash :)
Glowworm56 27
I bet you felt defeeted after that.
draghkar 18
On the plus side, you can put “fetish model” on your resume.
Boyufd 25
he said he takes pictures of women feet, shouldnt that have made you know he had a foot fetish?
RichardPencil 32
What a heel!
Mungolikecandy 19
On the bright side, unless you have particularly weird corns or bunions, you will not be easily identified.
corky1992 33
Him wanting photos of your feet should have been your first clue.