Intimacy, Weird and Instagram: Duh.

Duh.

By psb1990 - 01/09/2018 01:30

Today, a guy on the street introduced himself as a photographer with a project about women's feet and asked if he could take a photo of mine. He showed me his Instagram, which looked legitimate at a glance, so I agreed and followed him. Turns out it's a fetish account. FML

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By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 14:30 - United States - Alexandria

Today I was offered an opportunity on Instagram from a local lady to take photos of her home for her. I told my friends, because I was shocked. They were shocked too. But in the nicest terms possible, they were shocked because my Instagram "isn’t really professional enough to get such offers." Ouch. FML

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By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

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By popemichael - 19/06/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML

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By jasonvanr - 10/05/2016 08:19 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, a woman kindly asked if she might take a photo of her son in our cowboy boots. Thinking it couldn't do much harm, I agreed. Ten minutes later there was a butt naked three year-old and his entire family taking pictures in my shoe store. My manager wasn't impressed. FML

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Pictures of you

By ReboundGrl - 23/05/2016 18:44 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML

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Denied

By Blocked - 31/01/2023 14:30

Today, after months of talking to this guy on Instagram and convinced this was a sure thing, he wanted proof I was real and not catfishing him. I sent him a picture of me holding a paper with his username. He replied, “Sorry, I didn’t know you were a big girl. I need a healthy girl who takes care of herself.” FML

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By Meetingman - 20/12/2016 08:36

Today, our company did a photo-session for the website. The photographer was limping, and I immediately asked what's wrong with him. Then I noticed he was on a prosthetic. FML

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No uggos

By L…… - 18/12/2021 04:59

Today, while chatting with my work friend, our work photographer walked in saying she needed two people for a photo for our company social media. My friend said OK, and without hesitation the photographer said, while side-eyeing me, “Great. I’ll go see who else might be free to be in the picture with you.” FML

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Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 23 August 2018 1:19

The line "I like to take photos of girls' feet" is not something one hears from a reputable model photographer. Your innocence is pretty refreshing, and I hope his foot fetish didn't weird you out too much.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 23 August 2018 20:11

So a stranger tells you that he takes portraits of women's feet, and it doesn't trigger in your mind that this guy obviously has a foot fetish?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 23 August 2018 1:19

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 23 August 2018 20:11

So a stranger tells you that he takes portraits of women's feet, and it doesn't trigger in your mind that this guy obviously has a foot fetish?

awildwhisper 30

Saturday 1 September 2018 6:22

In high school, I did a foot photography project in my film photo class and it turned out to be my best series. I had pictures of people's feet in poses or just standing normally and different things like that.

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 1 September 2018 1:51

99% of feet pictures are fetish ****, 1% are fetish **** that double as sandal advertisements.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 September 2018 3:07

Hi, I’m a bridge salesman, a totally legit one. Would you be interested in one in the Brooklyn region? Normally, I’d sell it for about $30,000, but you look nice and I’ll let you have it for $10,000 cash :)