Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
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ThirteenThirteen 27
Was the experience enlightening?
theoldman 22
How many dates does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, it seems.
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Comments (103)
TheRationalOne 11
You shouldn't except girls to be ***** and you wouldn't be so down about it XD
Keiraquarium 12
I don't think sleeping with someone you're dating really constitutes being a '****'.
dragoongirl90 34
I meant to upvote this and my finger slipped.
writerchic85 26
If she's worth it, you'll wait for her to be ready.
michu_fml 18
Hahahahaha op I love your username xD
dragoongirl90 34
I would say dump that bitch and date me instead, but after seeing your user name, it sounds like you don't care about her, just about ******* her. So I say you don't deserve a bitch using you for that, but she doesn't deserve you using her either.
vikky538 29
Next ask her to do the same for you in your house.
gmoura 4
Damn... Thats bad bruh
athleticducks 4
Now she has light to cook for you.
monkeybooottie 4
#friendzone
themessiam 6
how shitty..
fml510605 16
You got the wrong idea dumbass