Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
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Top comments
ThirteenThirteen 27
Was the experience enlightening?
theoldman 22
How many dates does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, it seems.
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Comments (103)
andrmac 25
Well it looks like you were her handy man and now you have to be your own handy man too.
shortcake18 15
Well now you know you will have to work for it.
kuzzy00 22
Maybe the SPARK wasn't there
Dexter83_fml 17
Could of been of been she could of asked you to.... Unblock her toilet.
NickACD 27
If that was a euphemism then thanks for killing my dick this week.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Could HAVE*... #29, sorry but that sentence is just a mess.
CaliChris 9
I'd happily change a light bulb for a girl I'm interested in. It takes two minutes - she doesn't owe you a ******* for it...
tiredofit58 6
At least you got to screw something.
jeffprobs 29
Im just mad that you were sent home, like you don't need sex, but like a movie on the couch or anything would be nice
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Exactly! She doesn't owe him sex but she shouldn't just use him and send him home.
PenguinBitch 44
Something similar happened to me too. In my case, I invited her into my bachelor pad and had her fix a sandwich plate for me. She seemed annoyed for some reason.
Tori_belle 18
You should have asked her to make you a sandwich. haha.
ValleyHockey12 14
well thanks for what you do anyways. no matter how much shit you take