Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
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ThirteenThirteen 27
Was the experience enlightening?
theoldman 22
How many dates does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, it seems.
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Comments (103)
whatnottodo 4
Now you can say you got your foot in the door.
yourwifelovesme 25
so you really turned her on huh?
pasupathymuthu 16
Come on... I assume it was just the first date. So it is not the end of the road for you. This whole sex-on-the-first-date thingy is way overrated and it does NOT happen mostly. And even if it does, you wouldn't value it that much because you got it without much effort!! You seemed to have made a positive start and I don't think she would be opposed to a second date. So take things from there. Wish you all the best ?
Mrtigerblue 14
#66 he said dating. dating implies it has been ongoing not just starting
martin8337 36
I'd have to use that as leverage for lovin'.
Garktok 11
Tell her to be an independent woman and do it herself.
teenieweenie1903 6
are you sure you are dating?
KnockoutBlox 13
That sucks, OP
Damned_Architect 25
"she asked me to change a light build in her kitchen" OP must be a tall dude. I know this to be true, as I'm 6'-7" (199cm)....I get asked that all of the time!
man_in_black08 28
Wht the **** did ur mom feed u man? 6"7??? O.O
TheLastCenturion 19
Sounds like an illuminating experience.
z_candy 18
Definitely could be worse, she didn't have plans to murder you.