Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
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picante72 24
Git-r-back
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
If she doesn't get your family's "interesting" humor then maybe it was a good thing to find out now.
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Comments (77)
Sweet_Meli 11
I have a crazy family too, with quite a interesting sense of humor as well. Maybe it's like their initiation in welcoming your girlfriend to the family. So if she can't go with it , or laugh it off , then maybe she just isn't right for you :(
worldclassrager 39
She'll come back around...I think she'll realize how you are compared to them it was a joke...but still a cruel one at that...
shanannygians07 28
You should have picked a girl with a sense of humor... then she'd still be your girlfriend rather than a girl that's gonna start spreading rumors about you...
alaskanraccoon 12
Your family sounds funny haha
bellidona 15
Be happy she's gone , what fun is it to date a a girl w no sense of humor ?
UFIUETSimpdesign 5
:/ my parents have done worse
phatdaddy62 23
I'm a parent. I've done worse!
Genuine_G 8
That's just hilarious Make a better impression next time
olpally 32
Your family has a very odd sense of humor. Why can't they just be themselves? I hope you get her back. Your family sucks if it scares off girls like that. Yikes
rt156 16
Maybe ur parents never liked her n that was the only way they cud get rid of her
Jared900DUmpling 30
Ooohhh.... You didn't deserve this., not at all.