Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
Gotta love the neighbors
BubblyTay 0
"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."
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Comments (134)
Monkeyeye1232 0
I agree that your life sucks but what kind of bathroom window is that big?
rainbowhobos 4
Well that's definately going to help everlasting_pain's self-esteem. :] Cheer up emo kid.
cchristine 0
Life's too short to be worrying about immature comments. I thought it was pretty snazzy.lol.
Freeze_fml 16
1-800-DONT-CUT
FFML_314 11
Everlasting, if you're well aware of the fact that FML is a place for people to bitch about their depressing lives, what on earth makes you think this is going to be the type of place filled with people that will cheer you up? You should try and cheer up by calling up a friend or going for a nice run. Something outside the house and away from here.
956TXking 0
people are always fighting on FML
Freeze_fml 16
My friend called that number as a joke. Nobody answered. That's why I advertise it in hopes that someone else gets ignored.
FFML_314 11
Of course, but that's not going to help you. Putting yourself out there on a website, is most likely going to scare the decent people away. The only people you're going to attract are attention hungry people, that are only going to make your situation worse. If your problems are serious, FML is not the place to feel better. I'm not trying to be heartless, just trying to give you my honest opinion.
rainbowhobos 4
Everlasting_Pain, that sucks. But #55 is absolutely right. The chances of finding someone here who genuinely will go out of their way to cheer you up are veryyy slim. :] Good luck though. <3 iiCaptain: ROFL.
whatsernam3 3
well don't be rude! wave back! ;)
cchristine 0
I saw that shirt at spencers!