Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
Gotta love the neighbors
BubblyTay 0
"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."
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Comments (134)
xFalzz 0
Atleast he didnt put on a show
eviiee_fml 3
thats just wrong ! yuckk haha
aliaysleighbasic 0
gosh, that made me laugh so hard. what a sight. "he was hairy. he smiled and waved!" hahahhahhaha. too funny.
SupxD 0
hahah Fail..!
gabbielove 0
he waved?! haha =D
ezioaudatore 0
epic win this made my day by makin me laugh
westsidewhite 0
"howdy neighbor" haha
cchristine 0
At least he was nice. I'd wave back.(:
cchristine 0
oops, Sorry i just realized I pretty much said what chris678 said. my bad.
westsidewhite 0
41-that's what makes awkward moments even more awkward
cchristine 0
so? That's the fun part!(: