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that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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Watchyourstep - 20/10/2009 17:11 - France

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

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Drunk level: 2000

morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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Anonymous - 16/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I got home from college. Since I haven't seen my parents in almost a year I sorta expected them to come meet me/pick me up at the airport. Nope. What did I get instead? A text from my dad saying, "I hope you have a key." FML

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My mom - 18/03/2010 01:10 - France

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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Let's go for a walk

jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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TooYoungForThis - 03/09/2019 20:00

Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML

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stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Wednesday 6 June 2012 15:54

You're still their little girl~ But yes, that is a bit embarrassing...

uniquelee 1

Wednesday 6 June 2012 16:00

well there could be worse, like he could join you with your friends.

perdix 29

Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:29

Yes, you do. Noor also watches me when I sleep. You're gonna have to throw some elbows if you want to establish exclusive possession of your prey. Otherwise, you'll have to share the booty with the rest of the pack. ;)

silentblack 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:46

I'm a father so I would do the same thing

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:57

You ditched Lucy Lawless for Noor? Perdix, u kray kray, dude *whips out notebook and pen*

emstar828 4

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:00

Noor, Perdix, Baustidgt (sorry, I spelled it wrong) -you guys crack me up and you, along with docbastard, are the reason I even read the comments. Continue your affair, I'll just sit here and ready my eggos.