Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had two cavities. He replied, "No you didn't. I just looked at your x-rays." Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. There was a cyst behind one of them, and the dentist decided to extract it - except the Novocaine didn't reach that far back. I raised my hand like they said to do, and the dentist looked at me writing in pain and said, "No, you're fine." FML
Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
bananapajama 0
that's malpractice! He could get in serious trouble for that, such as having his license revoked. I would report him. He could potentially hurt someone, not to mention scamming many people, and the healthcare system.
jaybrown 0
Now I wanna be a dentist when I grow up.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (96)
dsegui4 0
tht happened to me but with glasses
beasting 0
haha u shood sue his ass
zebrapattern 6
so hat did the old dentist fill? did he make a hole, then fill it? or did he just put the filling stuff on top of your tooth?
brsoxgirl 6
im calling b.s. ...you cant tell that you didnt have a cavity because it would have been "filled" hence "filling"...either your new dentist is an idiot or you are for making up a story to post
Linaelle 14
*singing* My boy, I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay You'll be a dentist You have a talent for causin' things pain Son, be a dentist People will pay you to be inhumane...
TheDarkCynder 2
:/ my dentist shows me my x-rays.
ecarman8 0
Dude! The same thing happened to me!!
tb713317 6
same thing happened to me. one dentist told me I needs 4 teeth filled, second dentist told me I had perfect teeth...
MadProfessor95 11
If OP didn't need fillings, there must not have been a place for the fillings to be. So how did she get fillings?
cmo333 10
That bites.