Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had two cavities. He replied, "No you didn't. I just looked at your x-rays." Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. There was a cyst behind one of them, and the dentist decided to extract it - except the Novocaine didn't reach that far back. I raised my hand like they said to do, and the dentist looked at me writing in pain and said, "No, you're fine." FML
Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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bananapajama 0
that's malpractice! He could get in serious trouble for that, such as having his license revoked. I would report him. He could potentially hurt someone, not to mention scamming many people, and the healthcare system.
jaybrown 0
Now I wanna be a dentist when I grow up.
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tessitada 0
Ouch that sucks.
Zombierella 2
I call fake =P this isn't likely to happen...
bovice 0
actually i doubt this is fake. cause honestly now that i think about it i would get pretty much anything that my dentist told me i needed because i have no idea how to look at x-rays of my teeth and tell whats what.
Kel_x 0
I know, right? God bless the NHS.
Katarzyna93cr 0
yeah this is actually VERY common it actually happened to me except for the fact the the fillings were really badly put i couldnt chew right for a while ... lol but i dont consider it an FML :/
Theos_fml 0
My old dentist ripped me off like that too. I asked for a picture and he took one then showed "it" to me. Strangely you'd expect the latest picture to be at the end of the sequence, but "it" wasn't. Later...at his new office, The new heigenist told me that the marks on the tooth on the other side were not signs of a cavity and that it was a mistake...the new dentist also thinks that.
leftyy 0
Haha, Fyl, my old dentist told me I had a cavity but I was to chicken to get the filling. A year after they told me that I was at s new dentist, who told me I didn't have a cavity :p
registered 0
SWEET I want a dentist like your first :P NOT
zach205 24
Was that your best attempt at sarcasm?
sucks4you5 0
ow
BadLuckTuck 0
Owch, not only did you lose money, but fillings are a pain in the arse to get done...I'm so sorry!
jaybrown 0
Now I wanna be a dentist when I grow up.
glassisass 0
well it was 2 years ago... quit crying about it. nothing you can do.
lenasaur 0
he never said how long ago it was, just that he had "2 fillings". jesus christ you people read so ******* fast that you misunderstand everything. slow the **** down and read something right for once
PrimeStarscream 30
Half the commenters on FML are idiots anyway. Sucks for the OP.
Humanspider 18
That's messed up. The person still got ripped off. A dentist should be someone you can trust with your teeth. They should be trying to rip people off.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
Actually, since he has the X-rays as proof, he can get that quack charged with medical malpractice, regardless of how long ago the procedure was.
bananapajama 0
that's malpractice! He could get in serious trouble for that, such as having his license revoked. I would report him. He could potentially hurt someone, not to mention scamming many people, and the healthcare system.
geekometer96 0
wow that sux
jmp9j 0
no way, my dentist did this to me too...haha...only when I was younger I got like 20 fillings and I didn't need any of them
Starchild21 3
You have 32 teeth retard, I doubt you got 20. lol
null_fml 11
It's called hyperbole, "retard".
Intoxicunt 5
Starchild, dude, not everyone has the same amount of teeth. Yeah, you're SUPPOSED to have 32, but that doesn't mean you do. Like some of mine are just MIA. Not like redneck missing teeth, but, for example, I don't have all my wisdom teeth. Besides, you can get 20 fillings. You can get more than one in a single tooth. Although I do think it was a hyperbole.
Lonely_Lez 0
Hey intoxicunt and null. Way to support poetic devices! :D
Lonely_Lez 0
Oh wow, I forgot starchild was the myspace signaturist. Somehow that makes the comment more amusing to me...
null_fml 11
Hey Lez, it's nice to see you here again! I don't enjoy actual poetry all that much, but I love anything that enhances language. If it didn't take so much effort, I'd properly meter everything I wrote. :P
trryyy 0
baby teeth?