Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had two cavities. He replied, "No you didn't. I just looked at your x-rays." Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. There was a cyst behind one of them, and the dentist decided to extract it - except the Novocaine didn't reach that far back. I raised my hand like they said to do, and the dentist looked at me writing in pain and said, "No, you're fine." FML
Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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bananapajama 0
that's malpractice! He could get in serious trouble for that, such as having his license revoked. I would report him. He could potentially hurt someone, not to mention scamming many people, and the healthcare system.
jaybrown 0
Now I wanna be a dentist when I grow up.
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MorlekEngel 0
Illumi113: firstly, ew. brush your ******* teeth. Also, at least plexico has something amusing to say! unlike yourself. plexico: rofl I always enjoy your comments, seriously, if you lived anywhere near cork, you should gimme a call!!! ;) OP: dude, I feel for you, you pay for fillings with coinage and pain. I wouldn't say sue so much as a stern letter from your solicitor.
som_fml 0
I always wondered about that. I was shocked and annoyed when my dentist told me I had two or three cavities... after six months of brushing at least twice a day.
Sigmund_fml 0
i know that too. my old dentist said "ohh 3 cavitys", the new one only found one.
I_am_stupid_also 6
So which one was right?
HarrietPotter 1
Owwie. I feel your pain. When I was three years old, my dentist told my mom I had a horrible rotting problem. He said I needed a crown and four fillings. Well, we got all of it done and then he told my grandfather the same thing, so my mother took me to a different dentist. Sure enough, no cavities. Perfect, cute little baby teeth with a lot of unnecessary metal.
pmcizhere 0
SUE THE PANTS OFF THAT DENTIST! :)
oxrox 0
What the hell is wrong with that dentist?
youthink_fml 0
they drill out the cavity until they reach good tooth before filling. there's no way a dentist could tell if there was a cavity there before the filling.
triplethreat13 0
so.you think you have an FML story because of something that happened when you were younger?
myhairynutsack 0
fake
SilverXeno 0
I had to have 2 of my teeth filled b/c the way they were shaped - would make them highly likely to GET cavities...as in, food & particles would get stuck, and even with brushing and flossing I wouldn't be able to get it out. SO, no cavities in those teeth, but they were still filled. There was a little drilling to sort of open up the spaces so the flilling stuff could easily go in and fill in all the crevices. It's possible you weren't ripped off, but misunderstood. (Or if you were really young, your parents didn't explain it to you well enough.)