My ex, Tattoos and Love: He certainly has a type - FML

He certainly has a type

By tattooed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

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d00m13 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:01

its a good reason

dougierocks 13

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:02

and also conveniently solves the "calling you by the wrong name" problem..

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Zebidee 8

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:37

I knew a guy that had been married three times all to women named Sue. He claimed it was because he had a bad memory. I'm not 100% sure he was joking.

melizziittaa 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:38

hey sexyy

mjx4463 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:06

smart guy but it was stupid of him telling u that

AlyssaBVB 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:22

wow ur boyfriend is an ass!

BlindGuardian 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:22

that's what I call recycling!!

hillbillypowpow 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:31

well as long as he lives you now it's cool

zodak 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:57

smart man

iheartglasses 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 23:51

WreckingBalm. Buy it for him for Christmas :) It takes a while to work depending the tattoo, but he will get results enough to have it completely gone or faded out nice enough to put something else over it

haquai 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:02

That's pretty classy, I must say.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:37

YDI for having the same name as someone else. WTF is wrong with you! You should have picked something original when it was time to be named. Also, YDI for dating a tattooed carnival freak. Only sailors and carnies get tattoos!

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