My ex, Tattoos and Love: He certainly has a type - FML

He certainly has a type

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Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

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d00m13 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:01

its a good reason

dougierocks 13

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:02

and also conveniently solves the "calling you by the wrong name" problem..

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Zebidee 8

Wednesday 1 December 2010 15:42

Maybe he was just a super-creepy stalker, and it was your name all along?

iewisokwas 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:11

who does that

evasweetcouture 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 17:46

Wow ! Yall should stop being so serious. She needs to DUMP him POINT BLANK period !

CountryBoy1993 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:30

I agree with 2&3 hey it couldve been worse

emily_strang_106 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 2:42

that’s why if you are going to get a tattoo it should never be of a boyfriend or girlfriend its something that you are ganna have for the rest of your life. I know it sucks my ex-boyfriend had his ex-girlfriends name tattooed on his neck so people always asked me if my name was crystal it got annoying.

carlokes 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 10:02

wise husband

kekeshayeshaye 4

Thursday 2 December 2010 14:21

reminds me of puke by eminem

Swayzeddddd 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 15:54

hey

Swayzeddddd 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 15:56

hi

isabelpalmtree 5

Monday 6 December 2010 21:40

please dump him

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