My ex, Tattoos and Love: He certainly has a type

He certainly has a type

By tattooed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

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d00m13 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:01

its a good reason

dougierocks 13

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:02

and also conveniently solves the "calling you by the wrong name" problem..

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vivienmoore 0

Monday 16 May 2011 17:36

he said ONE of the reasons. cheer up OP ;)

akichan15 5

Friday 1 July 2011 5:06

wow. idiot.

brittkylie17 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:06

Damn that's fed up

Chick29 9

Tuesday 7 July 2015 20:00

Getting a tattoo with someone's name is stupid, he's an idiot. I would dump his ass.

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