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He certainly has a type

Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

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its a good reason

dougierocks 13

and also conveniently solves the "calling you by the wrong name" problem..

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Makes sense to me. I am sure your name was just the primary reason to look closer. He still choose you for who you are. I wouldn't let that affect things for you. Good luck! :)

You're dating a genius! Stop complaining. Be thankful there's no last name.

But... that makes no sense!! D: She prefers men with small genitals?? Or maybe this is her opening upto the fact that she's acctually bi/lesbian and chose him because he's feminine in his lack of genitals!!? Or because she wanted something that didn't hurt??? So many possibilities!!

As long as it's not the reason he's still dating you, who cares?

"Generic Girlfriend Name" Boyfriend: That should just about do it...

recycling, seems like a great guy

Yup makes sense, it's a stupid reason but people get together for all kinds of crazy reasons and then it grows into something more. As long as it's not STILL the reason, just appreciate how things worked out.

evasweetcouture 0

Wtc ? so messed up, Bet you felt stupid /: . i say F* him up ! -#Just saying Lol

This comment gave me hives. D:

have some fruity watermelons!

that's efficient, better than removal.